After the White House state dinner last week, it seemed like the only news story anyone was talking about was the story of the Virginia couple who crashed the party. It's unfortunate that these people who are just out to get their name in the papers have succeeded at doing just that. We at POTUS do not support fame***** and hence, we've decided not to say their names on the air. You might hear us call them the "Voldemorts" or the "Bikelbaums" instead, but they've become "The couple who must not be named."
An update on the "Voldemorts"...
